hamburbur

The coolest hamburger you will ever see. Just add some jizz, breast milk and gay people and your patty is done. Make sure the bread is coated with meth, and the cheese has grinded pussy added to it. Lovely tasting, and great for gaming. Make sure you make one for a deanne or a larry too.

this hamburbur: The coolest hamburger you will ever see. Just add some jizz, breast milk and gay people and your patty is done. Make sure the bread is coated with meth, and the cheese has grinded pussy added to it. Lovely tasting, and great for gaming. Make sure you make one for a deanne or a larry too.

by hamburburman September 25, 2020

hamburglar

To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."

by scala5k January 23, 2005

hambucks

money spent for the accumulation of beefcurtains

Grant wanted to cork some cooch, but he was all out of hambucks with no ATM in sight.

by CrazyLarry May 8, 2003

Hamburger Hips

Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).

Oh Tom used to be skinny but now he has some big 'ole hamburger hips.

by The Hamburglar's Accomplice July 9, 2011

hamous

Describes a person who is both handsome and famous, not to be confused with Hamous

Nick Cannon is hamous.

by apaulo September 1, 2013

hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

hotdog/hamburger style

hotdog - folding paper sidways
hamburger - folding paper vertically

Teacher: Okay class please fold your paper hotdog/hamburger style.

by cabbageisgood March 17, 2011