George Foreman Guarantee

It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.

Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.

1 week later...

Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.

Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.

by BeastlyDoughboy January 10, 2009

Color Guard

A group of people dedicated to representing thier school the best way possible by spinning flags, rifle, sabers and other equipment. This group marches with a marching band and compliments the music they play through the use of color, body movement, and equipment.

Everyone in the COLOR GUARD did a beautiful toss just as the cymbals crashed.

by Jenn (pissed off *HARD WORKING* guardy) November 12, 2003

Gumara

side piece; girl you hit up only when you visit a certain place; long distance fuck buddy

Guy 1: Big Atlantic City trip this weekend! What should we do
Guy 2: I already hit up my Jersey gumara! Shes coming through with a few of her friends for the boys too

by dakid9 March 4, 2019

Guarionex

Brave Noble Lord. Taíno origin. A chieftain, cacique, & warrior. A name only given to the strongest individuals.

Submit a name change request with your local government if you’re not worthy of this name. Put some respect on it bitch 😎

There once was a chief and a dude named Guarionex, two of the most realest MF humans to ever exist.

by PrichardRingo December 12, 2018

Guardo

Guardo come back please

Bro guardo has been gone for 2 weeks

Guardo come back please

by Fidget :) December 11, 2020

Guardian Tales

It is an RPG video game made by KakaoGames (branch of the Korean company Kakao) , it is a mix of different elements consisting of a gacha system for summoning heroes and items , a well-written story about the adventures of a knight and the princess of Kanterbury kingdom to save the world from the invaders which consist of two seasons (second season is unfinished yet) along with side stories and many references to other games and movies (think of it as a parody to these games and movies) , a great guild system , multiplayer elements (Arena modes and Co-op) etc. , however the people in the EU server have autism and the Asia 1 and 2 servers are filled with whales which makes multiplayer pointless , the game at first is fun and have a nice feel when playing it until you face your greatest enemy , end game , when in end game you are expected to have the best heroes and the best items in the game , its by the way free to play on the App Store for IOS and PlayStore on android and on Bluestacks for PC. Remember to save gems and gold :) .

Guy 1 : hey Guy 2 , wanna 1v1 me on Guardian Tales?

Guy 2 : you better prepare yourself for my new meta formation.

Guy : I am enjoying Guardian Tales , the story is fun and the heroes are awesome!

Guy : I like Bob

by Guardian Bob of Kanterbury April 5, 2023

Yotam guarantee

(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.

Person 1: "I think this company is a scam"
Person 2: "No man, they have the Yotam guarantee"

by señor mo July 17, 2023