Gramosexual

Someone who is attracted to another person based on the quality of his or her Instagram presence.

If you really want to ask her out you should upload that picture you took at that party last night. Claire is totally a gramosexual.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Grumball

The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.

"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".

by Table of Knowledge October 2, 2016

grumboy

When your boy is trying to be daddy but is just too cute atm

Dylan is such a grumboy he almost didn't turn me on

by thesquipdude January 19, 2018

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

Grumb

It's when you invent a sign so girls won't notice that you check out their tits. And then get discovered doing your invented sign.

Grumb...

by KHDT October 10, 2010

GrumbleBunnies

A term used when fustrated at a situation or person.

(You are at work and you are already in a bad mood when your boss hands you more work to be done ASAP)

"Oh grumblebunnies!"

by LuxyLyx November 8, 2004

Grumb

When you can't play basketball because you're sitting on the couch naked eating grapes and hoping to score with the lesbians that moved in under you.

I asked Justin if he wanted to play a game of basketball but he said he was too grumbed out. That's whack.

by JAGDrummer June 12, 2012