Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.
This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.
by AnalAssassin August 12, 2007
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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.
Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.
by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009
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greasy spoon

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
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Greasy Penguin

The careful and deliberate waddle made by your female lover to the bathroom while she tries to keep the fresh creampie from spilling out onto the carpet.
Dude: "All the towels are dirty and this new carpet costs a fortune.....I guess you'll be doing the Greasy Penguin to the bathroom."
by Pinnacle J July 10, 2010
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Greasy Joe

There's nothing better than a Big Mac greasy joe.
by Timmer October 17, 2009
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greasy fuck

A relatively nasty or sweaty person that is also a being a douchebag to you or others. Plus its also pretty fun to say.
1.Go take a shower you "greasy fuck!"
2.Todd you're really being a "greasy fuck."
by Michael Mazariegos January 31, 2016
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greasy peach

Durring anal sex a man can dip his balls into the womans vagina, coating his hairy sack in love juice. At this point his nuts will appear to be a greasy peach.
Last night Sally gave me a greasy peach.
by Rooster, The April 18, 2006
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