Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Goucher

A doucher

That guy Jack is a real goucher

by Hellobrothum November 18, 2018

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009

Gouchatidus

The desiese a man, or women gets when the space between there camel toe or favorite appendage and legs smell horrifically fishy gunk.

I was gonna give her a tounge twister until I smelled gouchatidus.

by bigred500 January 21, 2011

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

Goacher

A. albino so white he causes blindness from his scaled infectious pale skin. B. One whose own body hates him so much it rejects his pigment. C. Someone who gets moon burned

Damn that goacher is a disgusting looking creature.

by Time2smoke420 October 4, 2017

Goucho

Goucho is a scheme originated in carntyne and the top man in Ryan mckenna aka bugs bunny he’s know to lurk in yur back garden especially near growing carrots the only way to stop him is throwing a spoonful of blue wkd and by doing that he’ll get so mwi that he just goes into a deep coma (eljai Calder lol)

U heard a that goucho warrior bro?

Aye bro that wee bugs bunny’s pure causing havoc doon in carntyne

by The dentist April 13, 2022