Goob

Meaning you dont even give a fucking shit

Person: HOLY SHIT MY DOG IS DYING CALL 911
me: Goob.
Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob

by heyokiaa December 16, 2025

goob attack

having a confusing moment for no apparent reason, fuckin up repeatedly.

I just had a major goob attack.

by michael Woodburn November 6, 2006

goob trooper

one that looks they belong in a uniformed squad of goobers. Predominantly white, but is open to all races. Not easily spotted, but you know a good trooper when you see one. One does not miss a goob trooper when seen in the flesh.

oh my god, what a fucking goob trooper.

by youngwerthog December 1, 2014

Goob Shack

A house or base in Rust or Minecraft, that is 6m x 6m and has a slanted roof. A goob shack can be made of Stone, Wood, or Metal. Goob shacks are usually unstable, insecure, and easily raidable.

Goob shacks can keep most Kajeebs out, but if they want to get in they could.

Player 1: We need to build a goob shack. It's not safe out here
Player 2: Yes master we must build a goob shack

by Lonely Larry May 25, 2016

goob mato rowe

it is short for a person who should be a president or a ruler of a country but is not.

oh elon musk is a goob mato rowe

by NotDeclan12345 October 21, 2022

Goob Steppin'

When a friend walks out of the room without saying a word and isn't seen again the rest of the day. Sometimes they will say they are going to grab food or going to the bathroom, next thing you know they are gone.

"Man, Anthony has a problem saying' goodnight. He's always goob steppin'"

by TimmyTomato July 10, 2014

goob goob g'joob

a lyric used in the beatles song "i am the walrus"

i am the walrus goob goob g'joob goob goob g'joob

by chilly boi January 16, 2019