morning glue

The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.

I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.

by Road Waste December 1, 2010

dude glue

semen

I touched my weiner until dude glue came out.

by superepicbros September 8, 2017

jew glue

Jew glue- adhesive used to hold a JEWISH YARMULKES on their heads on windy days.

Hey Howard do you have any jew glue with you today?

by Kikey the kike October 9, 2017

Glue Boogie

Tiny circular gobbs of rubbery glue used to hold package inserts to prescription pill bottles. They are also used for scrapbooking and other craft projects.

Hey could you hand me those glue boogies? They are so much better than scotch tape!

by Pharmacy Babe December 24, 2010

Glue Gun

The best type of gun. Gun that creates and fixes things is best type of gun. You could try to rob a bank with a glue gun - it’s never been done so it will work for

It’s hot, sticky, stringy, gooing -fun.

Glue guns are cool but after while the goo will yellow which is kinda yuck. Also books.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend May 25, 2018

Gorilla Glue

The toughest glue on planet Earth.

JIM: I gotta get me some of that Gorilla Glue so i can fix my wooden leg!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 20, 2004

Glue-gunning

A "glue gun" sticks two things together.
"Glue-gunning" means "to use a glue gun.
"Love" "glue-gunning" means to use a figurative glue gun to stick two people together,
or at least specific parts of their anatomy.

I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

by No-bru July 8, 2009