glow-in-the-dark

Someone who isnt quite smart, who has a low IQ
Can be used to describe a naive person.

This chick in my economy class can't stop asking stupid questions, she really doesn't glow-in-the-dark!

glow-in-the-dark by princessforaday November 18, 2007

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Glow Squid

The winner of Minecraft's most recent Mob Vote. It's literally just a squid that hypnotizes you.

Friend: Hey, which mob did you vote for in the Mob Vote?
You: the Glow Squid.
Friend: Cool!

Glow Squid by Frog Boi October 3, 2020

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glow boats

Opposite of "blow goats." A state of bliss. Often used in conjunction with a reference to the classic television show Scooby-Doo. Synonymous with dope, fresh, fly, phat, chillwave and bro-core.

"That party on Friday is going glow boats."

"Say what you will about Tony Danza, dude glowed some serious boats on Who's the Boss."

glow boats by gfunkyauplikewut September 22, 2010

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Glow stick

Glow Stick is what a guy makes when he wears a condom, urinates in it, then masterbates without taking it off. When he cums, he mixes it all together as if he was activating a glow stick.

My wife caught me making a glow stick in the bath tub.

Glow stick by Sasquatch Macguyver April 16, 2015