glomph

Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/

My full name is Jerry Glomph Black

by Jerry Glomph Black December 17, 2003

Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Glomp

Verb - Going crazy, bouncy hugging when you see someone you havent seen in a while

Noun - A loud, bouncy, over friendly hug

Yeah i got a glomp from my friend at the mall today, I haven't seen her in ages!

by The-Chompie June 9, 2010

GLOP

A bunch of nerds tossing off and chatting shit over games. There's also this one guy called Phantxmize, but no one likes him

Abbreviation for Ghost Loving Obese Pricks

Oh god, he's been hiding in his facility for an hour. He's doing a GLOP.

by Dank Cheesecakes May 1, 2020

glömp

The word used when glomp is kickable in IRC.

* Mr_Sam glömps Meow
<Mr_Sam> Ah-ha-ha! Your auto-kick glomp script does nothing, Predator!

by Mr Sam May 5, 2004

Glope

To glumly hope

He was gloping all day. Not even his cat could make him feel better.

by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021