The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
by Catricious June 19, 2011

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003

A sub-genre of military first person shooter video games. They are usually incredibly linear with a shit ton of explosions.
by Whoaoeiaiowowiw November 26, 2020

A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
by oliver stiff November 16, 2010

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )
" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "
There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.
There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.
by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025
