Gummy Gape

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.

Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.

by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020

Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.

Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.

by Luna0021 July 6, 2023

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

holy gape

A virgin religious girl that is a slut and only does anal.

Sally is such a holy gape when I put it in her wizard sleave of a booty hole it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.

by Crk. November 14, 2015

Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.

“Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician

by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022

Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.

Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.

Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?

by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017