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the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“
by JetiRubik February 2, 2020
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gandalf

Girl 1: Ewww did you see her gandalf? It's so fat.
Girl 2: Which one?
by ilike2eatbabies July 8, 2009
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Gandalf pipe

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!
by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023
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Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021
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Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
by Gvprtski March 25, 2024
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inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.
" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."
by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020
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Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"
Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.
by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025
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