Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.

Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.

by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.

Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.

by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Gandalf

1. Sexual Slang – To be rejected in a decisive, almost theatrical fashion, usually when making a sexual advance. Originates from Gandalf’s line in The Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass.”

2. Gaming Slang – To wipe out enemies in spectacular fashion, shutting them down from advancing.

3. Social – To block someone from access, usually with flair.

Variants:

Mini-Gandalf: partial wipe, still stylish or high body count (gaming)

Full Gandalf: total shut down (social), 100% annihilation (gaming).

Reverse Gandalf: when you try to be clutch but get wrecked instead.

"Bro thought he was smooth but she hit him with the Gandalf — legs crossed, arms folded, denial absolute."

"That triple headshot? Straight Gandalf."

"They almost had Alpha point but Jake pulled a Gandalf."

"Security pulled a Gandalf on me, couldn’t even get near the stage."

by FelixFrost October 1, 2025

Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"

Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.

by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025