lost the gamble

Past tense version of losing the gamble--an unintentional emission of fecese during intended flatulence.

"Why do you look so nervous?"

"I tried to fart, but I totally lost the gamble."

by bscepter February 12, 2005

Chris Gamble

The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.

"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"

"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"

"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."

by smholt May 5, 2010

Gamble

Also referred to as a planet due to the similar properties the 2 share; immensely huge mass, gravitational pull, etc.
You'll often find a gamble by simply looking up at the thing that's blocking the sun. Don't get too close or you'll be pulled into it and engulfed whole.

Billo: "Holy crap, that's one huuuge ugly space cow."

Exley: "That's no ugly space cow, it's a planet!"

Wilkins: "Oh don't mind that, it's just a Gamble."

Billo + Exley: "Aah yes, a Gamble... You're so clever Wilkins."

by Simon Bath May 30, 2007

Gapple

Gapple is slang for Apple Incorporated's trading activity.

At the morning bell, Gapple gapped up $2.00 on rumors that a new iDevice would be ready for Christmas.

or

Gapple gapped down on the morning bell on rumors that Jon Ive would soon leave Apple to pursue a career designing gift cards for Hallmark.

by EricTheOracle October 11, 2011

Dice Gamble

Dice Gamble is the 1st Lady of Holy Hip Hop
Aka Ministress Dice Gamble
She is a Licensed Minister of Music with an
Album in stores called
'Crazy Praise'
Dice has world wide distribution by EMI Gospel/Holy Hip Hop
holyhiphip.com for more info or...
dicegamble.com dicegambletv.com, youtube.com, myspace.com/diceg

Dice Gamble is also a Motivational Speaker,a engineer, a writer, a producer, as well as an chef.
Dice Gamble has been touring the country doing music and speaking since 1996.
Dice Gamble heads a bread ministry that is sposored by Publix to feed the needy.
Dice Gamble is the CEO of her Marketing and Management company Dynasty Godidea.
Dice Gamble is a multi-talented artist and business mongul.

by Pink T April 3, 2009

degenerate gambler

individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.

your second cousin who now works for NASA may be a degenerate gambler.

by einsteen January 12, 2012

Gimples

The cute form of gimp. Used on things that are so ugly that they're cute.

"That baby is so gimples!"

by Caleb Lawson September 18, 2006