futoi

1. Japanese for fat

2. A fat kid that plays gaia online all day and when he

isn't doing that he is looking for little boys to play with

Futois are often in denial of their futoiness

1. Ananta wa futoi desu (you are fat)

2. Alex: Dammit steven your are such a futoi all you do is sit
on your ass and play gaia or look at little boys

Steven: What are you talking about no I dont *munch* *munch*

by Super Nigga January 25, 2008

fultonry

noun - mean-spirited bullying based on redneck bigotry, cowardly

"this smacks of fultonry" to mean "this is evil, bigoted bullying"

by lesbodanceyfascist supporter April 7, 2010

Fulon

Portmanteau of 'full' and 'on', short for the phrase 'full on retarded.'

Why is that fulon asking so many questions?

by not_a_fulon May 13, 2010

fulton'd

being an athlete bringing your girlfriend to your sporting event and getting murdered by whoever your facing

"your his girlfriend? (quietly) "he got fulton'd'

by swagggerking August 5, 2011

Futorian

One who analyzes history to predict the future.

I aspire to be a Futorian

by Edwin Weatherby November 12, 2012

Fukton

A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.

One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.

A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.

The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.

"Sure do miss you a fukton!"

"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."

"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"

by yoyosan9 February 5, 2018

Fulton Landscaping

Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.

Dang Fulton Landscaping is good

by Urban Official February 8, 2021