futoi

1. Japanese for fat

2. A fat kid that plays gaia online all day and when he

isn't doing that he is looking for little boys to play with

Futois are often in denial of their futoiness

1. Ananta wa futoi desu (you are fat)

2. Alex: Dammit steven your are such a futoi all you do is sit
on your ass and play gaia or look at little boys

Steven: What are you talking about no I dont *munch* *munch*

futoi by Super Nigga January 25, 2008

FUTO 

A place of stress and frustration, without any sign of human sympathy...

He looks this way because he just came back from futo

FUTO by Ebruba May 19, 2020

Dev-butt Futo-naik 

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.

Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.

Dev-butt Futo-naik by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021

Fütiebäg 

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.

Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?

Fütiebäg by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

FUTMinna 

a) Acronym that stands for 'Frustration Under Tension Maximum'

b) An act of placing someone on immensely intensive pressure

The supervisor kept placing his students under FUTMinna

FUTMinna by DEEGraphix February 9, 2020

Futoon 

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

Futoon by ALHIL April 16, 2019

captain futon 

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009