funny mud pee

Chinglish slang. It sounds like 放你妈的屁 in Chinese, which basically means stop motherfucking lyingIs. Used to fight back people who called COVID-19 “Chinese Virus”

It is the Chinese virus
Funny mud pee

by 杰克辣舞 March 25, 2020

Funkychair roulette

An unusual game usually played at the office, where one person tries to get rid a smelly chair by switching it with someone else's

I almost got rid of my smelly chair, but somebody played funkychair roulette while I was at lunch.

by OCHAGunny1313 January 9, 2011

Funny Fish Friday

Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.

Happy Funny Fish Friday, dumbass.

by HHHHH=hhhhHhhhhhH June 19, 2020

PIMP Funny

Pee In My Pants Funny.

While driving to work this morning, I almost had an accident listening to Howard Stern on the radio; he was so damn PIMP Funny.

by suzywoozy July 28, 2011

ultimate funny-bone

When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.

Tina got an ultimate funny-bone when her boyfriend rammed her against the wall, screaming Shazam!

by bbddrret October 1, 2013

Twist it funny

When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.

That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."

You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.

by Business bear April 2, 2014

funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007