Foner

A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.

Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??

by DEEEEEEJJJ December 9, 2008

Froner

(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.

Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."

by Patroose August 24, 2009

Froner

An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.

"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"

by SouthernMiss Dude October 22, 2009

Froner

When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.

Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!

Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.

Guy1: Out in the dugout.

Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there

Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.

by Mercethemerceiless November 23, 2009

fonejacker

the biggest pile of crap of a tv show ever, with the same puns over and over again, and it's kinda racist.

Oh god, fonejacker's on again, turn it off!!!

by chrisity October 20, 2008

Foner

When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.

Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.

by LBsee March 19, 2013

Fooner

foo-nER
The melding of the words "food" and "boner"; becoming lustfully erotic even at the mere thought of food.

Dood, I have such a raging fooner!

by SentimentalGrinder429 May 31, 2016