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craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.
I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.
by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009
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Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.
Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."
by Sonial January 13, 2012
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mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.
Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.
by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012
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Fahingo

A word referring to a vagina, accompanied by an awkward hand movement resembling that of the Spongebob Squarepants episode with the Imagination Box, the movement they used to create the rainbow effect when they said immagination.
The wider range of movement, the bigger the fahingo and vise versa. Often used as an inside joke among the "Emo" population in Florida, there has never been a definition of Fahingo anywhere, and many people wonder what it is.
Courtney: "Wow, that girl's skirt is so short, her fahingo might as well be showing. Hey Girl! Your fahingo is showing!"

Karla: "What's a fahingo? :("
by JesusTheOneAndOnly March 16, 2009
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fishing with Jack Twist

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.
by Elphabecca January 26, 2010
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fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.
"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."
by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016
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Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.
Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.
by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012
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