janky fried

Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.

"I janky fried some turkey for my sandwich."

by Mikhail Anton June 26, 2009

kentucky fried cramp

massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC

Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!

by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 14, 2010

you're fried

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high

lol you're fried

by Damonk June 19, 2017

What in the kentucky fried fuck

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020

the Adam Friedland

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm

the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland

by boa la la June 30, 2022

friedman unit

A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months."

"This time I really mean it - - we're just a friedman unit away from victory over the terrorists."

by reefwalker October 1, 2007

Fried Rice

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.

The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.

by DaPwettyPwincess September 3, 2018