Mike Fries

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

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freedom fries

A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.

Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.

by RandomPerson May 25, 2003

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janky fried

Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.

"I janky fried some turkey for my sandwich."

by Mikhail Anton June 26, 2009

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Nasty fries

When something is nasty fries, it's reeeeaaal nasty.
Always followed by an exclamation mark.

Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!

That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!

by Myfriesbedelish January 11, 2019

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Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

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