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Battle Fridge

An auxiliary refrigerator; used to for emergencies, holding overstock, items not allowed in the main fridge, and, regardless of other contents, beer.

The battle fridge is smaller and less well-lit than the main fridge, and is located in a different part of the house, such as the den, the garage, or the Engineering Section.
Dan: "You got anything to drink?"
Jon: "Check the beer crisper"
Dan: "Dude, it's full of vegetables!"
Jon: "To the battle fridge!"

Having the toaster, waffle iron, and deep-fryer all running from the same outlet blew the fuse for the whole kitchen, but by the time we figured that out, all the meat and dairy in gone rancid. Luckily, we kept extra cold cuts, cheese, and beer in the battle fridge.

"The wife doesn't let me keep my weed-infused bacon grease in the kitchen, but there's a mason jar full of it in the battle fridge"
by modified food starch January 22, 2010
mugGet the Battle Fridgemug.

nigger fridge

1950s era rusted refridgerator with nothing but kool-aid and hot dog water in it.
Termaine opened his nigger fridge and was disappointed that his hoe finished off the mutha fuckin jungle juice.
by Darieth January 3, 2009
mugGet the nigger fridgemug.

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.
"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."
by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009
mugGet the fridge piratemug.

Fridge Fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.
Adam0 "I got fridge fucked this morning at 2am. Balls."

Luke- "Have a Heineken."
by ltm2ww December 9, 2008
mugGet the Fridge Fuckedmug.

fridge dump

The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.
Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.
by Zachzilla August 18, 2020
mugGet the fridge dumpmug.

Fridge Cake

A person who is cold and mediocre and probably has a stale and subpar personality
My Prof sent me another rude email. What a fucking fridge cake!!

Someone refrigerated my birthday cake!! WHATTA FRIDGE CAKE. FUCKIN RUDE
by FridgeCake69 April 16, 2017
mugGet the Fridge Cakemug.

community fridge

A refrigerator used by 3 or more people, commonly found in apartments and office buildings. It is a dangerous place to leave food without some serious indication as to whose it is.
"I was hesitant to leave my leftover T-bell in the community fridge, but I had no choice."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. Wanna go raid the community fridge?"
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
mugGet the community fridgemug.

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