Fred Weasley

a very good looking man totally not a fictional character

me: I love Fred Weasley sm ong
someone: isn't he fictio-
me- NO NO HE IS NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

someone- he's literally fictional
me- i shift realities

someone- oh

by skye asf🙏‼️ January 08, 2021

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

by OniFTW February 03, 2014

Fred Voccola

Verb. To Fuck Someone or Something So Hard That You Break it's internal workings permanently

I Fred Voccola'd the Shit out of someone last night

by Bye Bye Big K October 09, 2023

Fred weasley

Fredrick Gideon Weasley was born on April 1st, and is the oldest twin. his younger twin (george weasley) and him are devilish pranksters and If you say anything regarding the twins, trust me a bunch of potterheads and fred weasley and george weasley stans will be knocking on your door waiting to cast the cruciatus curse on you. Fred weasley is the one and only boyfriend of (me) minara and no one can change that! he is extremely hot and funny and is so adorable and soft and precious i just ahhhhhh

ME: "Fred Weasley is the most amazing person on the planet and is my one true love."
RANDOM PERSON: "but hes not real hes-"
ME: *in harry potters voice* "SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

by thatpotterheaddirectioner January 22, 2021

Fred Norris

The remarkably talented sound effects genius behind The Howard Stern Show, Norris provides absolutely hilarious sound effects throughout the show's interview segments in lieu of actually verbalizing. Many times, Norris is not heard from for the entire show.
"The King of Mars" is easily the most enigmatic members of the show... his real name is Eric yet nobody knew.

"Hey buddy! How are you?"
"..."
"Are you still there?"
"..."
"Thanks for the input, Fred."

by Mister Skin July 26, 2005

Fred Phelps

Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.

That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.

by Fearman November 05, 2007

Fred Phelps

A Pastor who has a hatred for homosexuals. He believes that terrorist attacks and other disasters are due to gays/lesbians. He's really stupid and deserves to be thrown off a cliff, for sure.

Wow, Fred Phelps is a big asshole who preaches at my church every night!

by kaydeesaidwhattt February 17, 2009