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farternity

An all-male college group of crude-minded baked-beans-lovin' studs --- I mean, I mean --- students!
My bluff jovial UCLA chum invited me to an uproarious backyard-barbecue party with his fellow farternity members --- both da food and da raucous companionship were fine, but my ears were ringing and my sinuses were burning by da time I left!
by QuacksO August 20, 2022
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Fraternal

Meaning to disagree;

Saying "twin" means to agree with something or that you think the person speaking is correct. Saying the word "fraternal" means the opposite, meaning you disagree.
"I think Sam kind of looks like an older version of Selena Gomez."

"Nah, fraternal."
by unpocolocoputa December 15, 2022
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flaternt

when ur feelin pretty good but ur worried you left your oven on at home and then you imagine ur house burning down and u get scared
oh thanks im flaternt augheadh AHHHHHHHHH
by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023
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Fratered

To be absolutely fucked over by a coworker, boss, or "leader" who acts like a visionary but is actually just a walking disaster. A person who fraters a project will make every simple task feel like passing a kidney stone, constantly changing the plan without telling anyone, and ultimately delivering a steaming pile of nothing after making everyone else work overtime.

It’s the art of being high-maintenance and low-performance. Someone who is fratered has been mentally drained by a person who treats "moving the goalposts" like an Olympic sport.

Signs you're being Fratered:
The Random Pivot: You finish the work, and they decide they "don't like the vibe" anymore, forcing you to start over at 4:55 PM on a Friday.

The Bureaucracy Boner: They create 15 unnecessary steps for a task that takes 2 minutes, just so they feel like they have a big dick.

Ghosting & Toasting: They disappear when there’s actual work to do, then reappear just to criticize the work you did while they were gone.

Zero-Calorie Delivery: Lots of talking, lots of "synergy," but at the end of the day, the plate is empty.
"We had the deal closed until the CEO fratered it by demanding we change the contract font to Comic Sans and then went on vacation for two weeks."

"I’m about to quit. I’ve been fratered three times this week by Mark; he keeps changing the project specs in his head and getting mad at me for not being psychic."

"Don't let that absolute tool frater this presentation. Just give him a fake remote and tell him he's in charge while we actually get shit done."
by Carl T Anderson January 16, 2026
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