fountain smuggler

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!

by zzzaxx August 03, 2010

Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.

Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top June 15, 2022

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 26, 2021

ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by June 13, 2016

chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.

At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.

by Funny Definitions God February 03, 2014

Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.

I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!

by Darkrose121 April 29, 2015