jedi fountain

The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.

I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.

by Redrocker November 17, 2014

Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.

I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!

by Darkrose121 April 30, 2015

fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.

Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.

by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018

Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.

At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.

by Funny Definitions God February 3, 2014

ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.

Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top June 14, 2022