Fountain of youth

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.

Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.

by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020

Fountain Cleanser

/fount(ə)n klenzər/

Noun

A common problem in hobbyist forums or think tanks.

An individual (or group of people) who passively or aggressively harass an individual (or group of people) into submission of the harassers thought processes or ideology.

How did Todd get Rudy quit the group? He was a bit of a newb but he didn't appear to be a jerk.
That's because Todd is the biggest fountain cleanser in the group...

by The Tenacious Turd May 20, 2021

Philly Fountain

The process of burping up cum after giving a guy head and swallowing his cum.

A few hours after Sally hooked up with Bobby she had a Philly Fountain.

by Philly Fountain November 9, 2012

broken fountain

When you jerk a man off and his cum shoots out in bursts and goes everywhere, almost like a defect fountain.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.

Honey, I think you have a broken fountain.

by ButterOP August 5, 2015

Diarrhoea fountain

Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain

I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain

by Chopper MK 50 May 20, 2021

loser fountain

A BDSM sex act where a guy lays down and pees directly into his mouth.

Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.

by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023

Denver Soda Fountain

Urinating in your partners anus during anal sex, then your partner squats on your face and expels the urine on your face

The Denver Soda Fountain is popular at Rocky Mountain Party Celebrations

by Gary the Fairy October 1, 2013