sharks

everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.

friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.

by ryryyrryyryr November 10, 2005

Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010

shark

A big, sketchy sea-beast

That shark scared the shit out of me, it's a big sketchy sea-beast.

by bsb be-otch February 25, 2012

Shark

Michael Fassbender

Wanna watch Michael Fassbender movies?

Nah, I don't like sharks

by bloodyfall95 August 2, 2011

Shark

A tool with a faux hawk

Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.

by MclovinFagol May 1, 2008

Shark it

To look up a song/artist on the website www.GroveShark.com that you intend (or are pretending to) look up.

Dumbass Drunk Guy: "Yeah, man, you totally gotta check out insert shitty band for sure!"
You: "uhhh yeah, I'll shark it! (or not...)"

by DrChelso August 30, 2011

Shark

How you describe someone you want to fuck.

Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022