Foof

When you get the shit blown out of you with a shotgun, or shotgun-like firearm.

-"Did you see that guy get foofed"?
-"Yeah, his head was 30 feet away from his body."

by Closet Foofer I October 19, 2008

Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.

"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."

by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012

Foof

Good, great, fantastic, to be in a positive state.

Jonah: How was your day?

Jason: Not very foof.

Claire: Yo what's foof?
Alexa: My bio test was actually very foof.

by Flun November 7, 2021

foof

noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose

Ew, did you just sniff my fart? You fuckin' foof!

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

foof

the sound it makes when you spontaneously combust

i was watching her dance drunk near the fire, and then suddenly, foof, shes on fire

by Just_larry November 15, 2018

Foof

Foof time is when your significant other always makes you have your first orgasm on their face.

Hey babe want some Foof time.

by Boo21! June 18, 2021

Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices

Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas

by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018