fuckered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication while typing in these damn definitions

hell, I wsa onl ine teh othr nigh t an rome wsa all fuckered up.

by Talon December 11, 2003

Fuckered

a person, object or situation being fucked up.

"Damn i threw my phone against the wall and now it's fuckered!"

"Dude i drank that whole bottle of Crown i was so fuckered"

"So i lost my job today. Yeh this is so fuckered"

by Stormin Norman January 10, 2006

fuckerdoodles

like "holy fuck" only with more joke in it. Used when someone is surprised in a mildly discouraging way.

"Dude, the essay is due tomorrow..."
"Fuckerdoodles... WAIT WHAT."

by rapidfire28 July 27, 2012

flucker

a motorist who does not maintain a constant speed on the freeway; a motorist who passes another motorist and then slows down; a motorist that speeds up when passed by another motorist, and then slows down; a f***er who fluctuates his/her speed on the freeway, usually disrupting the drive of other motorists.

I have passed that flucker five times now.

by Driving School March 17, 2009

Fuckered

To be screwed so senseless you don't know which way is up.

"OMG! Iwas fuckerd to hell and back last night!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

fuckered

When a half hour ago was too much, but yet the 'E', speed, 8 ball, five uppers, a case of beer, three bottles of vodka, and a few good spliffs stop by. Then maybe later down a few shrooms. At the end of this you will be fuckered for sure. If you don't understand what this is, then maybe you should stay that way. If you are still confused by this term- just read any work by the late great Hunter S Thompson. Yes folks, not all white motherfuckers grew up lame...

Man, I'm so fuckered right now... Pass the spliff...

by P April 7, 2005

cluster-fuckered

How your head feels when you become both bewildered and over-whelmed by everything trying to crash down around you.

Random person: Hi, how's are you?
creehazy: Cluster-fuckered.

by creehazy July 28, 2008