Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction, as if holding on to the hips of a woman. Reference "Backpack Kid" in Katy Perry's 2017 SNL performance.

Flossing is so hard. I can't do it even half as fast as Backpack-Kid or Magdalena.

by PutYourNeckIntoIt June 12, 2017

Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction. Usually done by people that enjoy cock in their ass.

I was flossing for those gay men to show that I enjoy dick too.

by WalkingAbortion June 16, 2019

Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010

Flossing the clam

Another way to refer to female masturbation.

My girlfriend told me that she likes flossing the clam to a picture of me.

by wooperieeee April 21, 2011

Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.

We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.

by BigDumpling November 30, 2017

Flossiraptor

The most badass raptor of them all. Used by Raptor Jesus to remove bits of nonbelievers from his teeth. Said to evolve from the bits of skin from the Stripper Slug's waste. If a Flossiraptor is ever encountered, closing doors behind you can be effective at first, however, he learns to open them at an exponential speed to normal Raptors.

TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)

Last week coming home from my gynecologist (That kids, is also known as a "vajajay doctor"), a Flossiraptor began chasing my car, and literally scared my balls off.

Guess that's why my bill was so high?

by MAHNAMEISETHAN June 30, 2011

Flossi

Is the cat of multiple floss dances being performed at once

It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group

Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing

It's also the plural of the floss dance

Group 1: we have knives

Group 2: we have guns

Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi

Group 1 and 2: shit

by One furry boi June 13, 2018