flea muffin

A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas

Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin

by Nika November 17, 2003

flaawless

a person that dont get hated face two face but it is probly people talking behind his back,also a person who is smart enough not too talk negitive about people...
also showing extra strong fealings to not liking someone!!

this dude is the truth no one should hate his flaawless structure..

you are messed up real flaawless,and i dont trust you....

by regardless devon victory May 3, 2008

flea flicker

An unorthodox work place maneuver designed to return the responsibility of an assignment, delegated by the office quarterback, back to the office quarterback.

Sam: "The office quarterback tried to hand off more assignments to me today. I audibled flea flicker under pressure."

John: "So, Rob took care of it?"

Sam: "Hells yeah!"

by anon_employee_OTM May 4, 2011

fleabagging

The act of trying to f$%# a priest

When Missy saw the priest come out of Adel's room, she asked her "are you fleabagging?"

by The Real Bon Jovi January 16, 2021

flea-bitten goose

a Canadian, used generally with a negative connotation.

On my trip to Ontario my friend almost got in a fight with some flea-bitten goose!

by Mark K. Smith September 25, 2005

flearnced

Slang term for intercourse. Used in many contexts with many alternative meanings.

I flearnced Nastheene real good last night...PAL!

I was up all night doing slabe and now I'm flearnced...PAL!

by E guy August 24, 2007

Fleaning-up

The process of cleaning up one's unwanted wall posts on Facebook. This may be done so that a desirable wall post is still visible for others to see.

(A Facebook clean-up)

When I walked into the room last night, Kara was fleaning-up so that Michael's mushy wall post was still visible to everyone.

by Jacob S... March 31, 2008