mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
by TooSick4U October 21, 2010
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1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart
1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart
girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.
by kittymisfit September 25, 2010
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Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.
by ace1080x November 24, 2011
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Get the Flatulated mug.The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
Get the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) mug.(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
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Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
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