Flabbergasphemously

When something does something Flabbergasphemously, it makes you flabbergasted.

The cat, flabbergasphemously, ran across the room.

by Dragoninja54 February 7, 2022

Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

Flabbergassed

Extremely shocked

Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

by Janette10010 November 28, 2022

Flabbergash

Female hero with mega steak drapes and a speech impediment

Omg … heads down it’s flabbergash

by Pirate Kate July 1, 2023

Flabbergash

A surprised gash

Omg I had pure flabbergash ther … never seen that coming

by Pirate Kate July 1, 2023

flabber tad

A big fatass named chase with flabby skin

Hey look there goes a flabber tad

by BiggerMike2 July 16, 2023

FLABBED

Flabbed is a very very very cool and sophisticated way of saying flabbergasted, which is often used to describe a event that left you speechless and in awe.

I was so flabbed when I saw that shawty eating out of a garbage bin

by spidermakesbeats February 9, 2024