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Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
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five second rule of texting

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016
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five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016
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Five Finger Festival of Fun

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."
by sween999 June 21, 2009
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