fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by [e-mail] October 28, 2007

banana fish

"whats banana fish?" the most shitty roller coaster filled with pain and heart break that takes you flying out of your seats and throws you into a hole of despair with no hope left for the one everyone loves and then drowns you in your own tears.

"damn banana fish sounds like a painful roller coaster im never riding it" ...........oh wait......

by TheChainUser- July 29, 2021

Six Fish

Six Fish is a phrase you say to someone that has just farted. The person that farted has to then name six different fishes.

In the mean time you get to punch him as hard as you can!

"Six Fish" (Punch away until the person names six fishes)

by yao_pwnage May 23, 2006

Fish Dong

The near-mythical largest of dongs. Generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. Also known as 'Skinny Man BuhdonkaCock' the Fish Dong is a Dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. More of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.

"The only reason Marks still a virgin is that Fish Dong he's packing between his legs. He'd split a girl open like a turducken with that thing."

by Das Bigly April 22, 2010

fish cuddles

Another term for having sexual intercourse, specifically with a girl who does not shower often.

"Yo, my parents are out of town and Mary is coming over tonight"

"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"

"Ya your right, do you have a condom?

by tong la March 8, 2011

Fisajg

This is a comback word for no u. 👍

-You're gay
-No u
-Fisajg, haha gotcha.👍

by Lajos a pocakos October 7, 2020

touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

by Shizibizan January 19, 2021