free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

by Enestate October 14, 2011

red fireworks

to buy the cheapest shotgun possible and load a singular shell into it before putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger

georg washington: wanna see something funy

gun store worker: sure

georg washington: *commits red fireworks*

by sillycat13 December 25, 2023

Firework Jizz

(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own

His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed

by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023

Reverse firework

When a creature capable of flight picks up an animal, flies up high into the air and drops the animal to it's doom below. It gets it's name from the gory explosion caused when most creatures fall from an incredible height, which almost looks like a firework of blood and guts that was launched downward at the ground from up high.

Some birds struggle with the powerful defenses of turtles, so rather than piercing them they decide to pull a reverse firework and then just eat whatever is left.

by Dehoniesto December 15, 2020

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

Firework mess

Firework can cause loads of damage to hands

Don't go to aldi as you'll be in a firework mess

by Sillybilly347 October 31, 2020

Beverly Fireworks

A slang term used in the town of Delanco for gunshots.

God dammit I can’t sleep with all of these Beverly Fireworks. Can’t they just stop killing each other over there for half a second?

by Some fucking idiot idk June 12, 2022