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A Fink

Someone who continuously makes terrible decisions, but tried to act like they don't care. Ultimately they are consumed with regret and spend more time and resources trying to undo their bad decision.
Greg is the only friend in the group who didn't make reservations to join us for the trip to Mallorca. He said he didn't have time even though he's got the most time. Now he just paid twice as much for a last minute ticket. Greg pulled "a Fink".
by The Chad Knows September 11, 2020
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Fink

Woke corporate CEO that hates humanity
The Fink said essential that humans ate insects like cockroaches instead of hamburgers to save the planet.
by Top Scientist June 5, 2023
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Fink

The act of leaving a nice restaurant after ordering, but prior to eating anything past the bread course.
I better take a nap, so I don’t fink at dinner again.
by Finkster March 18, 2023
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Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole
Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020
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cock fink

A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
by Peter D King May 26, 2008
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fink

fink is a word used and owned by zandex

fink is basically the word "think" but spelled correctly
by Zandex May 13, 2022
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Fink

People that have a bad or irregular way of thinking. This word originates from combining "fat" and "think" together.
He's such a fink.
by noxxspire July 8, 2025
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