The Fink said essential that humans ate insects like cockroaches instead of hamburgers to save the planet.
by Top Scientist June 5, 2023
Get the Finkmug. by The great architect June 24, 2024
Get the finkmug. (n) A person who is not trustworthy. One who will snitch on friends and is unreliable. An individual with a smaller than normal penis, often accompanied by poor sexual prowess and a general disposition of lethargy and laziness. Shifty in nature and socially awkward. A human version of a sloth.
I thought he has my back but that fink told my boss I fucked his wife. He then fucked my sister but she said she could hardly feel that fink.
by Dave01action January 17, 2018
Get the Finkmug. Someone who continuously makes terrible decisions, but tried to act like they don't care. Ultimately they are consumed with regret and spend more time and resources trying to undo their bad decision.
Greg is the only friend in the group who didn't make reservations to join us for the trip to Mallorca. He said he didn't have time even though he's got the most time. Now he just paid twice as much for a last minute ticket. Greg pulled "a Fink".
by The Chad Knows September 11, 2020
Get the A Finkmug. A descriptive word for a complete shithead of an individual widely known for telling people to kill themselves for haha reacting to a post on social media.
by Fishdontswim June 8, 2022
Get the Ashley Finkmug. 
*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”
by 6ian6efex January 31, 2023
Get the Dink finkmug.