Ass-fetti

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.

"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"

"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"

by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016

wild fetty wap

SQUUAAAAAAAAAAAA

whats a wild fetty wap?

SQUUAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jemalkins August 4, 2016

Fetty foil

A tin foil “boat” also called a “foilie”, containing fentanyl powder inside and heated from underneath to produce smoke to inhale fentanyl through a straw and get high asf

Yo bro you look like you’re withdrawling, you tryna hit a fetty foil to get right?

by bitcoincarti August 30, 2023

Fetty Queef

An air rising from a vagina, while the person is on fentanyl.

Damn girl, that fetty queef nasty.

by DeGucciVersailles May 20, 2025

MORKEL FETTI

He is the 8th secret discipline in the Bible. He is only on bible premium.

"Do you know Morkel Fetti" I think? Wasn't he featured on the Bible?

by Not fetti August 16, 2022

Fetty wap

When you and your partner are having sex and you nut/squirt in their eye

Oh yeah me and my girl were fucking and I pulled a fetty wap on dat bih

by 22nxnxbbdhdsbhshsbdbsvjaa January 17, 2021

Fetty Waft

Stray Fentanyl smoke drifting down the sidewalk. Most commonly appearing downtown in large American cities battling the opioid crisis.

"Watch out for the Fetty Waft when we round this corner over here, its that kinda street"

by Mooglytwo August 15, 2023