by xxcostelloxx August 12, 2008
Get the Ghetto Fear mug.Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.
Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 26, 2014
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Being able to stare at someone in the eye as they hold a rubber band wrapped around their hand in the shape of the gun and not flinch.
Guy 1: Woah did you see that? He didn't even flinch when Johnny shot him in the eye with that rubber band!
Guy 2: He's fearless!
Guy 1: Or drunk!
Guy 2: He's fearless!
Guy 1: Or drunk!
by Blono40 January 21, 2011
Get the Fearless mug.Walking onto a stage with people you know in the audience. You're petrified, but you sing the song to your best anyway. That's fearless.
by swiftie13 September 14, 2011
Get the Fearless mug."I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"
"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"
"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"
by Chris Grendale December 3, 2013
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Studies show that The Brussels Fear may be caused by the increased alcohol content of Belgian Beer. Conflicting studies have found that the true source of The Brussels Fear is the general sense of loathing one gets from being in Brussels.
The Brussels Fear is made worse by the local population's refusal to assist you with even the most basic of tasks, generally accompanied by the phrase 'It is not possible'.
The only known cure for The Brussels Fear is leaving Belgium however the effects of this illness can be felt for many days/lifetimes after.
Studies show that The Brussels Fear may be caused by the increased alcohol content of Belgian Beer. Conflicting studies have found that the true source of The Brussels Fear is the general sense of loathing one gets from being in Brussels.
The Brussels Fear is made worse by the local population's refusal to assist you with even the most basic of tasks, generally accompanied by the phrase 'It is not possible'.
The only known cure for The Brussels Fear is leaving Belgium however the effects of this illness can be felt for many days/lifetimes after.
The best feeling in the world is when the plane/eurostar starts moving and you know the worst is behind you. You then shake violently when you realise you still have the Brussels Fear.
by The HB September 2, 2010
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