Facial Dysphoria

Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.

Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.

by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

facial bush

(n): {pronounc: fayshyahl boosh} hair on upper lip of female

1. How was hooking up with her?

It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.

2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!

by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011

oregon facial

When a female makes a squirt queen cum and is splashed in the face when her highness squirts.

I still received an Oregon Facial even though I moved back two feet!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 December 16, 2016

Orange Facial

An Orange Facial is what happens when you peel an orange and the juices squirt into your face.

Tom: Dude, Yesterday during my lunch break i got an Orange Facial peeling my Orange.

Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.

by Cudder225 October 3, 2011

super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face

Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Facial Cream

Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.

It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!

by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008