facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

by sarah_oh April 29, 2008

facebook

fuck myspace, but only get a facebook when your in high school, college, or when your an adult no one wants fuckin whiny little middle schoolers on there.

Middle School Kid: I just got the new Green Day song on my myspace profile!!!!! And i even changed my name on there to be h@rDc0r3.

High School Kid: Wow, really? Your awesome I wish I was as cool as you. At least people actually know who I am because I use my real name and I dont stand in the mirror and hold up my camera and pose and take a picture. Pff fag.















get a facebook.

by ayoforkayo January 27, 2009

facebook

A site made for the destruction of all situational and inside humor.

M: It just comes to prove facebook is the reason we can't have nice things...once again, another joke ruined.

J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.

by dazthespaz December 1, 2010

facebook

(verb) to send someone a typed document in a Facebook message

Gwen: Can I read the next chapter in the story you're writing?
Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.

by EmoKid January 8, 2009

facebook

a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =

like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!

by trueloveisSOalie May 5, 2006

facebook

To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.

Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*

by Doorwithin June 22, 2011

facebook

n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook

n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.

by jpfanatic2009 March 2, 2010