Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

by B. Dizzle June 19, 2006

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Bung-eyed will

Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling

Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie

That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.

Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will

by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023

Odd-eyed

Having eyes of different colors. A trait often found in anime and manga characters.

Lelouch becomes odd-eyed when using Geass.

by Vonen June 12, 2016

Quarter eyed

Adj.

Origin: U.S
When one's pupils and/or eyes are extremely, and obviously large from involvement with one of LSD, Psilocybin, Molly, DMT or all of said substances at once.

"You shouldn't have done doses, mushrooms, Molly, and DMT at once, you have to drive and your straight quarter eyed!"

"Uh, I must answer you with my head hole, but eh, cannot oh my brother, will go....merge with couch, and then shiva and um universey.....trippin so....my face just fell off.

by Hippy dippy October 6, 2012

Polly eyed

when a person,usually white, who usually doesnt smoke, gets blown and their eyes start dodging everywhere.

Dang that polly purebread chick got polly eyed last night she was so blown.

by rabbbittt March 14, 2011

ghee-eyed

irish slang:
meaning to be paroletic

i was completely ghee-eyed

by nell April 11, 2005