Evan

Evan has a 12 inch long non erect dong.

Dang man thats a nice evan.

by cool dope man November 10, 2016

evan

a person who has no drive to do a thing not even on a video game

jeff: that kid evan is not doing anything, heck I have never seen him doing anything at all

by theyeetmasterofthemeep templ November 29, 2018

Evan

The best person ever and the girls all want him.
This person is the best person ever and will bring joy to your world, especially if your dating him. Never let him go, and he grows up pretty fast. Every girl wants this person and he is so cool.

Evan is so handsome.

by Vangz November 16, 2019

evan

he is smart and SUPER funny! he is the sweetest human on the earth. he is just like a little cinnamon roll!

Kate: who is THAT!?
Nat: oh yeah. that's Evan.
Kate: he is super cute!
Nat: yep. i would date him, but i'm a lesbian, so he's all yours!

by s.h.i.e.l.d.a.g.e.n.t December 6, 2019

Evan

Evan is a girl who likes strawberry jam and is usually very sporty or athletic.

Theres evan with her jam sandwich again.

by erj/yil June 3, 2019

evan

evan is a crackhead but also very pretty

i feel like evan today

by honeyfatgirl May 21, 2018

Evan

EH - v uh n:

this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.

The Evan in my village is always on his knees. Our Evan makes life worth living. I remember when our Evan was just a boy....

by Horriblechild October 19, 2019