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Edward is the most amazing boy!

You will be lucky to have him in your life.
He is funny, I trust him, he is kind, caring, loyal.
I love him so much!
He is one perfect boyfriend and I love him with all my heart
I am lucky to have found you Edward !
I Love You Edward For'ever and Always xxxxx
by SomeoneWhoIsVeryLucky October 22, 2013
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Edward Cullen

Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker.

He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.

He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.
1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT!!!! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!

Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???

Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!

Me: ....

2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*
by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009
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edward cullen

is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.
Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.
by rickiyson December 22, 2008
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edward kenway

Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate
by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013
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edward norton'd

verb.

The act being decimated so completely that it is as if you were curb stomped by Edward Norton.
I was trying to play the Michael Jackson Experience for the Kinect and that game edward norton'd me.
by iburnmycd September 5, 2012
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Edward Little High School

A hellhole school full of crappy teachers and bitchy white girls.

plus a trash football team
by expoosed October 3, 2019
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esworb

You just Typed Browse backwards that is a sure sign that you REALLY bored
person1:i was so bored that i typed esworb because it is browse
by YaBoyEugeneCrabsXD November 2, 2019
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