double ending

Caused by an illness whereby you vomit and shit your guts out at the same time.

Please help me, doctor. I've been double ending in the toilet all night.

by Sponge Bob square pants September 19, 2013

Star Trek Ending

Something funny happening at the end of sex, resulting in everyone laughing, like at the end of the original Star Trek episodes.

Right at the end of a really long fuck, Jim pulled out and unexpectedly shot Janice in the eye. Everyone laughed, making it a Star Trek Ending.

by 123starknation December 19, 2011

hungry ending

The feeling of being horney shortly after having sex with a chinese women. It is like eating chinese food; You are always hungry 30 minutes later.

I was banging down on that chinese bitch. Damm that bitch gave me the hungry ending.

by Tim Trickler January 26, 2009

never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010

Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.

Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.

by maphew December 4, 2013

Russian Ending

Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.

Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?

Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.

Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.

by SirMrJim March 13, 2012

Rusty Ending

That rusty colored mix of fecal matter, lube, and cum that sometimes appears on your penis during anal sex.

Him: "Oh, baby, let me fuck that ass!"
Her: "Okay, but I need to do an enema so you don't get shit on your dick."
Him: "No need, baby. I don't mind a little rusty ending."

by NutSpice July 31, 2012