a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
Get the branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friendmug. Person 1: aww that guy was such a little piece of shit
Person 2: should've gave him the EMU
Person 1: yea I really should've
Person 2: should've gave him the EMU
Person 1: yea I really should've
by catnip4343 July 28, 2025
Get the EMUmug. by Accountsarecool526 December 14, 2019
Get the dead emumug. 
by the random. February 1, 2022
Get the emumug. 1. A large, flightless Australian bird that is similar to an ostrich.
2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual
2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual
1. "Wow I saw the biggest emu at the zoo today!", says Mark. "I hope it fucking pecks your eyes out", replies Sally.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.
by Sam Haynes September 1, 2016
Get the Emumug. Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.
This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".
This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".
User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."
Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."
Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.
by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025
Get the Emumug.