Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

Ejaculate

To get yo man juice up on yo hoe and she be like shiiiiiit!


Note: Also see skeet... ..

I ejaculated all over your mom's face last night right after you left the room son.

I ejaculated (skeeted) so much yo dog drowned.

by M-dizzawgs April 13, 2005

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

Immaculate

Elise and Indy

Keylin: “Bro, did you see Elise and Indy?”

Nathan: “Omg, ya! There are literally the immaculate!”

by emogirl666 May 24, 2020

Immaculate Curve

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

by Mike52 September 23, 2005

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.

Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"

by poja August 2, 2004