by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 19, 2023
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A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008
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Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?
Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.
Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.
Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.
Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*
Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?
Tina: *stands up and fake falls*
Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*
Tina: Hits on Dominick.
All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.
Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.
Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.
Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*
Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?
Tina: *stands up and fake falls*
Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*
Tina: Hits on Dominick.
All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
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kid 1 : yo, me and my sister are moving
kid 2 : what school will you now be going to?
kid 1 : mayfair elementary
kid 2 : i pray for you.
kid 2 : what school will you now be going to?
kid 1 : mayfair elementary
kid 2 : i pray for you.
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