Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017
Get the Abraham Lincoln Elementary Schoolmug. they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023
Get the they didn't lick my balls back in elementary schoolmug. Literally the best group of people I have ever met. I miss you guys so much and I wish I could’ve stayed. I know none of you will ever read this but if you do, then message me on Instagram or something. I love you guys ❤️
by Djb236 July 11, 2019
Get the Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018mug. A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
Get the Sward elementary schoolmug. An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
by anonymous December 7, 2020
Get the Sumac Elementary Schoolmug. 1. Used by the infamous Harry Potter to put his name in the Goblet of Fire when Dumbledore tried to draw a line through the school, an AGE line, and say you were not, at Hogwarts, but there you were, at Hogwarts Elementary, apparently.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.
"Harry said if he HAD wanted to do it, since he IS at Hogwarts anyway, it's not like he can't best you it's Elementary really." "He said Hogwarts Elementary?" "Oh, no, yes he did, fuck."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
Get the Hogwarts Elementarymug. by 459395 March 7, 2022
Get the Elementary schoolmug.