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Oak Knoll Elementary School

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
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neihardt elementary

the school in Omaha Nebraska where all the sluts start to form where they will be attending Andersen or Central Middle School which is where all the kids do drugs and loose there virginity at 12 3/4 of them are ugly asf too.
Neihardt Elementary is failing in preparing students for the real world.
by yourhoethotiana March 19, 2019
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Blossom hill elementary

This school is the best elementary school anyone could ever attend. it is so good. Ms. Vicky from rjf would be so jelly
Blossom hill elementary is so unique and great!!
by manheknows April 29, 2019
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SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY

The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.
Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?

Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.

Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.

Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.

Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*

Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?

Tina: *stands up and fake falls*

Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*

Tina: Hits on Dominick.

All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
by lovelykitty2000 April 22, 2011
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mayfair elementary

the most boring place ever. prisioners dont even want to be jailed in there. they torture kids there . its h*ll in the shape of the school
kid 1 : yo, me and my sister are moving

kid 2 : what school will you now be going to?
kid 1 : mayfair elementary
kid 2 : i pray for you.
by dntbeah8tr010 November 14, 2011
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