Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

by B. Dizzle June 19, 2006

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Odd-eyed

Having eyes of different colors. A trait often found in anime and manga characters.

Lelouch becomes odd-eyed when using Geass.

by Vonen June 12, 2016

Bung-eyed will

Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling

Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie

That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.

Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will

by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023

Tight eyed

A term more used in the dirty south. Usually happens to your eyes when drinking a lot or smokin weed. Eyes closes up to the the point of almost being closed.

Man you can tell that dude been drinking alot he is tight eyed.

by Texrated December 18, 2009

ghee-eyed

irish slang:
meaning to be paroletic

i was completely ghee-eyed

by nell April 11, 2005

cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed April 3, 2016