Egyptian

To be Egyptian is to be really really ridiculously late to all events, gossip incessantly, and to bronounce B's as P's and P's as B's. To be the child of an Egyptian family, you know how it feels to be spanked by a ship-shib. To an Egyptian, there is sadly no such thing as a surprise party. As presents, Egyptians only buy and receive Best Buy gift cards. Every Egyptian spends their entire childhood defending the fact that they do not build pyramids in their backyards, will not be mummified and DO NOT ride camels to school! Oh, they also tend to be loud and obnoxious... Always...

Wow! That guy is obnoxious! He must be Egyptian!

by Kirellos, Mark, Marena, Meina January 19, 2005

Egyptian Bear Trap

It is when you tear the bill off of a duck and staple it to your penis and then poke the duck with the bill until it dies.

My friend has a fetish for Egyptian Bear Traps.

by Yeshmin Blechin April 24, 2010

double dirty egyptian corkscrew

A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"

double dirty egyptian corkscrew

by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011

egyptian wreckingball

The act of a male receiving a blow job (hummer) and while still wet from the woman's saliva, rubbing his genitalia in sand and smacking her in the face with his sand-covered penis.

Variations of this act may include (but are not limited to) using only the penis, only the testicles or the full male genitalia.

"Hey bro what'd you end up doing with that chick last night?"
"We went to the beach and she gave me head and I hooked her eye up with an Egyptian wreckingball."
"Nice, I'm more of an Alabama Hot Pocket man myself though"

by 30bird April 12, 2008

leaping egyptian

to skip a base. not talking about sports ;-)

me and chris pulled a leaping egyptian and went straight to 3rd

by chailatte November 16, 2006

egyptian ant farm

When you allow ants to crawl down your urethra in search of pleasure

Guy 1: That bitch was so freaky last night
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm

by pforan00 October 29, 2015

Egyptian Rat Slap

When a man with an uncircumcised penis cums, then with his floppy slaps the girl/guy he's with across the face.

Mary: So what you and Daquan get into last night?
Lauren: Oh, he gave me an Egyptian Rat Slap.
Mary: Damn, I need me a man like Daquan.

by SpaceWalking June 13, 2016